I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
my dick, for standing up for me in hard times
i shall give a random boy a pebble and just see what happens.
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT TAKE THE SLIDE THO
It looks like a shirt appears on his body on his way down
It looks like the shirt appears there just as the other guy points at him!
Then he just looks down at himself like “hmm when did this happen! I don’t remember putting on a shirt this morning…..”
YouTube headquarters not only has a slide, they have employees with magic powers
Yet they can’t keep a website functioning for its main purpose.
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
There is no such thing as an adult. They are just children pretending to know what they are doing.
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
She was there , she laughed and said congrats and then all of the sudden, lightning disappeared
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend